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“Dick Kringle” Tree Ornament

“Dick Kringle” Tree Ornament

“Dick Kringle” Tree Ornament

Regular price $9.99

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Dickmas, everybody! Dick Kringle doesn't care whether you've been naughty or nice—he's cumming to town regardless. Our custom-made Sassy Dick Christmas ornaments can be the perfect inside joke that's placed on the tree year after year, and passed down generation after generation.

  • Single side printed
  • Hanging hole
  • White ceramic
  • Golden string
  • 2.84 x 2.84 inches


And other words from our Sassy friends

I ordered a pair from them and I love them—so comfy and they came super quick ;)

Woman on Instagram

I must say, they do have a very nice selection of wee wee items.

Man on Instagram

I am on my way to the gym, all I have are dickless socks, and I feel terrible about it.

Guy on Instagram

Dick Kringle!!! LMFAOOO

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